Cruisertrash
Rising Sun Member
Guitar also feels like that to meThat is 1000% awesome Jim. Someday, someday, I hope... Learning guitar feels to me like ham radio must to you. It's like I have two left hands.

Guitar also feels like that to meThat is 1000% awesome Jim. Someday, someday, I hope... Learning guitar feels to me like ham radio must to you. It's like I have two left hands.
I sort of doubt that...Guitar also feels like that to me![]()
I own quite a few cool old guitars and amps, but have no idea what frets will yield what scale, what a mode is, or how to solo. I can hear a lot of these mysterious theory things and sort of half-a$$ed stab at playing them. My fingers aren’t very fast and often don’t know where to go. About 99% of what I play is original - once in a blue moon we’ll cover a song, but I’m not a campfire guitar player by any means - so I essentially find patterns that sound good and memorize them. I wish I actually knew how to play.I sort of doubt that...
It's very frustrating, I want to smash the SOB some days.
But I persevere at torturing the poor guitar and anyone within earshot.
Which is more than just my wife and dog but neighbors since it's a dreadnaught. Dread they do when I butcher the scales or a song.
Yup.
View: https://youtu.be/HLUX0y4EptA
"Handlebars"
The Flobots
Flobots Present...Platypus (2005)
I bet @Cruisertrash will understand this curation.
Never was able to get into Flobots![]()
Kickstart this thing for 2025.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
"In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)"
Zager and Evans
2525 (Exordium & Terminus) (1969)
About as good an example of one-hit wonders. This song was initially a break-out single (what the kids would now call a viral song that the local DJs in Omaha were playing) and subsequent album were huge (10 million copies apparently) but their two follow up albums met with no success.
Their follow-up single was a song called "Mr. Turnkey." It's about a convicted rapist who crucified himself in prison. The lyrics aren't nuanced or subtle on a heavily produced recording. Catchy melody but typical of the time (it even has studio orchestration) so perhaps poorly matched to a heavy subject and maybe not surprising it fell flat.
Denny Zager (the clean cut fella playing the Yamaha) builds custom guitars, Rick Evans passed away in 2018 (with the goatee, playing a Martin in this video).
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth; won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine's doing that for you
In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband; won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter, too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
In the year 7510
If God's a-comin', he oughta make it by then
Maybe he'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgment day
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say, "I'm pleased where man has been"
Or tear it down and start again
In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old Earth can give
And he ain't put back nothin'
Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now, man's reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe, it's only yesterday
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may thrive
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth...
The only redeeming quality of that Norman Greenbaum song was the absolutely gnarly fuzzed out guitar. It deserved to have been in a different song…Being there when this was a hit I can say that it was one of those songs that made me twist the dial to another station every time. Same as Spirit in the Sky. Both lame songs that were waay overplayed. That could be an entire thread all its own.
In fact a no small reason I posted that song wasn't that it was good (yes, a tortured annos singulos reference, no doubt) study on mechanics of music. I found it interesting that Denny Zager is apparently a pretty decent luthier. Turns out a fair number of influential instrument makers have been either not very good musicians or in some cases not at all. So perhaps this is another example. Although like 'em or not they have a gold record and it didn't take auto tune and Pro Tools to make it happen. Uninteresting and contrite song writing, sure, perhaps. But I don't judge.The only redeeming quality of that Norman Greenbaum song was the absolutely gnarly fuzzed out guitar. It deserved to have been in a different song…