Man I love America!

[Inukshuk]

Radical hippy dwarf, 64, is arrested after he 'tried to plant a bomb outside a police station' in Colorado town famous for its marijuana stores​

Useless without the video!

Dwarf is arrested after he 'planted a bomb outside a police station'

David Michael Ansberry, 64, of San Rafael, California, was arrested this weekend in Chicago on suspicion of trying to trigger a homemade explosive in the town of Nederland.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[BritKLR]

Useless without the video!

Dwarf is arrested after he 'planted a bomb outside a police station'

David Michael Ansberry, 64, of San Rafael, California, was arrested this weekend in Chicago on suspicion of trying to trigger a homemade explosive in the town of Nederland.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Man, I love America.......in a crazy arse little mountain town!

 

[nuclearlemon]

familiar looking dude in one of those pics

 

[MountainGoat]

In unrelated news:

Florida man accused of illegal erectile dysfunction pill plot​

 

[Stuckinthe80s]

 

[DaveInDenver]

America, f**k yeah. You can't teach this intuitive genius in any school.

 

[Stuckinthe80s]

America, f**k yeah. You can't teach this intuitive genius in any school.

I think I stumbled upon the video of this on YouTube. You’re right, that’s freaking genius!

 

[RayRay27]

Florida woman whacks man in head with hammer during argument about rum, deputies say.

Florida woman whacks man in head with hammer during argument about rum, deputies say

A Florida woman is behind bars after allegedly whacking a man in the head during an argument about rum, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

www.yahoo.com

 

[RayRay27]

Florida man throws package of Oreos at wife while arguing over empty coffee maker: officials

Florida man throws package of Oreos at wife while arguing over empty coffee maker: officials

A Florida man allegedly threw Oreos at his wife during an argument over their coffee maker which had no water in it, according to deputies.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Corbet]

The Florida Man Games™ | The Wildest Athletic Competition On Earth!

Watch, compete against friends, and get ready to laugh until it hurts! You're about to dive headfirst into the most insane athletic showdown on Earth: The Florida Man Games™ Where the events are as unexpected as the headlines that inspired them. Where the athletes are... let's just say...

www.thefloridamangames.com

Couple of the competitions. Can’t make this stuff up.

 

[BritKLR]

The Florida Man Games™ | The Wildest Athletic Competition On Earth!

Watch, compete against friends, and get ready to laugh until it hurts! You're about to dive headfirst into the most insane athletic showdown on Earth: The Florida Man Games™ Where the events are as unexpected as the headlines that inspired them. Where the athletes are... let's just say...

www.thefloridamangames.com

Couple of the competitions. Can’t make this stuff up.

Ok......To bad this isn't in Colorado! I'd so sign-up for the evade arrest course!

 

[RayRay27]

Florida Man Files Lawsuit After Toilet Explosion at Dunkin Allegedly Caused 'Severe and Long-Term Injuries'​

Florida Man Files Lawsuit After Toilet Explosion at Dunkin Allegedly Caused 'Severe and Long-Term Injuries'

The toilet in question allegedly blew up in January 2022, leaving the man with “continuing trauma."

www.yahoo.com

 

[rushthezeppelin]

Florida Man Files Lawsuit After Toilet Explosion at Dunkin Allegedly Caused 'Severe and Long-Term Injuries'​

Florida Man Files Lawsuit After Toilet Explosion at Dunkin Allegedly Caused 'Severe and Long-Term Injuries'

The toilet in question allegedly blew up in January 2022, leaving the man with “continuing trauma."

www.yahoo.com

There's literally another article about a DD toilet explosion right below it too......hmmm