WELL.... ahem... I visit this Varmints thread and find out it's shifted to kiddie day care.
Oh. Sorry, guess that's still on-topic.
Regarding the edible kind, them dinnerdeer look like they just need some worcestershire sauce and some Montreal Steak seasoning to me.
I suppose they's stay on the grill better if you harpooned 'em first. Isn't there a destructive varmints allowance for agricultural eradication in the DOW rules? They've been downright RUINING your prized award-winning roses in your side business now, haven't they, Jeff? Need some he'p wit dem varmints?