So that was fun, always an adventure complying down here on the front range. Decided to go for the "just test it" method and forgo any type of preventative or preemptive maintenance. Went to Murphy's for 12 gallons of ethanol-free, then drove to Longmont to pick up some parts, then back down to the Dacono testing station off hwy 52,
@Inukshuk recommendation.
It all started out great- not much of a wait, guy comes out first question is what color is this. 653 Olive obviously, the the ensuing discussion of is it olive brown or olive green... we agreed to disagree. He then asks that I go to bay 3 so he can perform a sniff test. Ok sweet I'm thinking, so maybe I can skip the rollers, 40 is nice and hot should be running really well.
So he wraps up that test, hops in then proceeds to drive off... 10 seconds later appears in front of bay 2 for what I can only assume will be the roller test. At least he didn't drive off with it. But then a good 10 minute meeting with 4 guys takes place, who knows what they're talking about maybe it wasn't even my truck.
They then switch drivers, and this kinda hesher looking dude with pit bull rockers drives in on the rollers for a good 5 minutes or so, at one point going pretty fast. I'm just cringing at this moment for a variety of reasons, but we got through it.
Then he pulls up, hops out, original guy waves me over and charges me the $25.50. Says congratulations, you passed, and your truck is sure fun to drive. Hands me the sheet.
At no point did they ever open the hood, or look underneath with the mirror deal. they never opened the gas door to check the gas cap. Just a sniff test, then a roller test, then a test score that looks like he had his thumb on the scale or something... look how close I was on CO for example.
But whatevs, was a great afternoon to drive around in the 40, and the sky is blue and beautiful, and I'm good for another 5 years. Renewed the plates on the way home.