ColoYota Expo: swap meet + show and shine. Saturday, May 11 from 10 am - 2 pm Get Details & Register Now!. Only $5 to attend (no additional charge to participate in the swap meet).
I had a friend who had her bike stolen in college. She put a hex on the bike so that anyone who rode it would suffer an itching, burning sensation from the seat.
The bike was recovered from a bush on campus 2 days later.