Aw, dang it, I got a virus..

[Uncle Ben]

Can you eat those things? I mean, they're pigs, right?

They are actually Canine! Look like a small wild boar but have canine teeth instead of tusks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peccary

http://www.hunting-in-texas.com/javelina-info.htm

 

[DaveInDenver]

They are actually Canine! Look like a small wild boar but have canine teeth instead of tusks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peccary

http://www.hunting-in-texas.com/javelina-info.htm

And those things are mean and eat just about anything (like trash), not to mention they stink really bad. My in-laws have them walking around their subdivision north of Scottsdale (Cave Creek if you know northern Phoenix). They chase Taz when we walk him. They are blind and dumb, too, so they're easy to startle at dusk, so we have to be careful. Did I mention that they stink? Not sure I would want to eat one.

 

[ttubb]

Hunting

Killed several over the years with a .357 iron sights. If you cook the meat slowly in a crock pot with BBQ sauce they aren't bad.
Closely related to a deer actually.

 

[pmccumber]

We lived in Scottsdale Ranch and were one block north of the Indian reservation so we had lots of wildlife. Had a racoon ruin my sleep for 4 months as it was living in our rafters and would traverse the length of the house on the ducts. I have stories about that thing. Had owls to the point that I would just get the pillow/blanket and go to the other end of the house many nights cuz it was hooting in the tree next to our bedroom. Went out one morning to get the paper and a hawk lit up a dove that was splashing in the sprinklers; that was cool!

But one day we were going camping and I ran in because I forgot something and I opened the front door and the cat spit and commenced hissing. I looked down and he was all puffed up and I don't know why I didn't see it immediately but right front of me, at the door was a javelina. Almost immediately it turned and ran. It was then I noticed my wife was standing on the 60 in the driveway that was locked.

 

[nakman]

Good stuff, I really like the direction this thread has headed. My folks have these out at their place in Tucson as well, they are on a mini ranch over by the Saguaro Nat'l Forest. But the only stories I hear is how they got into the trash again...

 

[Red_Chili]

 

[Uncle Ben]

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And your point? Obviously, it was the Peccary Virus that corrupted it!

 

[Red_Chili]

Ba-da tum.

And UB once again pulls a segue out of thin air!!

 

[Uncle Ben]

Ba-da tum.

And UB once again pulls a segue out of thin air!!

Hmmmmmmm.....

Main Entry:
1se·gue
Pronunciation:
\ˈse-(ˌ)gwā, ˈsā-\
Function:
verb imperative
Etymology:
Italian, there follows, from seguire to follow, from Latin sequi — more at sue
Date:
circa 1740
1 : proceed to what follows without pause —used as a direction in music
2 : perform the music that follows like that which has preceded —used as a direction in music


Not quite sure what music your hearing Bill?

 

[pmccumber]

With "Javelina" and "Banana Hammock" in the same post, I'm just glad the "Peccary" split of the thread was in actually in this direction. Sorry.

 

[Red_Chili]

2 : perform the music that follows like that which has preceded ...
Not quite sure what music your hearing Bill?

Seems simple 'nuff to me! UB brilliance! Transitions back to the OT without missing a beat.

 

[Hulk]

$250K Microsoft bounty to catch worm creator

This is a super hard-to-kill virus, but no one can figure out what it's supposed to be doing. If it infects one computer on a corporate network, soon they are all infected.

 

[Red_Chili]

Maybe one of his or her lowlife friends will decide the price is right!

 

[Hulk]

There's always somebody willing to sell out for some bucks. Look at the Michael Phelps bong photo.

 

[Hulk]

I got hit last night. I used the Anti-Malware program with great success. Check out all the stuff it found:

Files Infected:
C:\Documents and Settings\Matthew Farr\Local Settings\Temp\winvsnet.tmp (Rogue.Installer)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\Drivers\mmfsvbwb.sys (Rootkit.Agent)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\senekaxrjvtebo.dat (Trojan.Agent)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\senekaongdhcmc.dat (Trojan.Agent)
C:\Documents and Settings\Matthew Farr\Local Settings\Temp\winsinstall.exe (Trojan.Downloader)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\prunnet.exe (Trojan.Downloader)
C:\Documents and Settings\Matthew Farr\Local Settings\Temp\prun.tmp (Trojan.Downloader)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\senekajushlplg.dll (Trojan.TDSS)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\senekaglwyuvor.dll (Trojan.TDSS)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\senekakughppej.dll (Trojan.TDSS)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\senekalfwebyck.sys (Trojan.TDSS)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\mlJcyYqp.dll (Trojan.Vundo)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\urqPgdaX.dll (Trojan.Vundo)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\wvUKDwvV.dll (Trojan.Vundo)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\kcjrjnri.dll (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\akbvid.dll (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\cJQBdMoq.ini (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\cJQBdMoq.ini2 (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\pwxkcwub.dll (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\buwckxwp.ini (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\qoMdBQJc.dll (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\qoMdBQJc.dllbox (Trojan.Vundo.H)
C:\WINDOWS\system32\c:\windows\system32\qomdbqjc.dll (Trojan.Vundo.H)

I had to run it twice and restart twice to get clean.

There's a Woot-Off going on right now, and I think I got infected through one of the online Woot trackers.